mr krabs. GO TO BED (meow meow by living tombstone starts playing) (like 2 million red classes from tf2 walk up and spam frying pan while the fnaf yay sound effect plays) legalize nuclear bombs OAAAAGH

people who are to be BLACKLISTED from my wedding & funeral

  • my abusers/exes (duh) also my friendses ones too
  • elon musk
  • fuckass politicians (EXCEPT obama he;s invitedd
  • people who dont like me on twitter dot com
  • vivziepop
  • the website archiveofourown.org
  • neil degrasse tyson

i love brubotting out hypehouse

i will hit francis mosses with my truck

i lov emy bofyriend too by the waymy truck

← wtf is that
9/11 was bad

OW MY ASS

ougghh...


i love this fucking gif →
whoever made this yo u are my hero

i'm storking it

Here's what people don't wan tto know. I should have te right as a Red Blooded American 🦅 🦅 🦅 to. drink. while driving

holy shit im floating

just spent over 2 hours listening to this shit with my boyfriend.
living my best life

i'm sending you to the bad place (the principal's office to have you expelled)

dude i'm cooking

i just said to my boyfriend "why are squitwards voice and petter griffins voice so similar i jsut realized this" i've seen god because of this edible

what ta fuck


wherress ranpoooo wheresmy ranpooo im gonna be sick i'm so ill i miss him husbadn come homeeee wwwweeeehhhh (he has been offline for 15 minut
edit: chat it's been like 40 minutes i think he sploded i'm Clicking my Bong Alien in his honor


^ my favborite quote Ever


CHAAATTTT ITS BEEN SOOOOO LONG SINCE IVE UPDATED THIS AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MARRIO PUSSY ATTACK

i'm literally going insane OHHHH my god hi chat hiWhat the fuck. ? Why the fucck? Did I Think? that will ferrell was black. why did i think will ferrel was will smith

I WANT ICE CREAM. GIF OF ELDEN RING GOBLIN PUNCHING THE GROUND

i need francis mosses i mean who said that

eheheheheheheeh hehe hehehehe hehehehehe hehehehehe hehe hehe hehehehehehe hehe he he hehehe heheheheheheheeeee hehe giggling rn

Ohhhh my Goodness Gracious i want funyuns so fucking bad i would drop to my knees for a fucking funyun rn i am literallyt so dead serious


☻/ This is Bob. Copy and
/▌ paste him so he can
/\ take over YouTube.

holy shit bobbert my goat my number one ^

telllll me what it takes to be number one. tellllll me what it takes to be number one. did you reaaliiiiize. that you were a CHAMPIONNNNN IN THEIR EYEESSSS

this si how the album graduation makes me feel  Ohhhh its 700 days of me and my husb and being together Ohhhhhhhhhhh


got so impatient i had to invoke the unholy scripture (saying "this edible aint shit")

SPINACH! SPINACH! PIMPY SON OPP

people who are to be INVITED to my wedding! :)!

  • my family (obviously)
  • my friends (obviously)
  • former president of the USA barack hussein obama
  • jack black He will be the priest
  • markiplier (we will play fnaf)