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this man has been deeply in love with his boyfriend for
. gross!
...HELLO? HELLO, HELLO? MUTE CALL

“ Uh, I wanted to record a message for you... ”

DANTE (or reese if we're close) 23 HE/HIM ENTP

audhd BFA-having animator. character & world designer. self-taught coder.a majority of this website's code was written by myself!

frogs are my family. perpetual stoner. premier ball truther & enigma berry enthusiast. i created fnaf. i am the loveland frogman. meta knight's number one defender. i live inside of a pokemon platinum cartridge. i met vinny vinesauce irl when i was 15.this is genuinely a thing that happened, he gave me a kazoo the man behind the slaughter. they hate us cuz they thanos. polygoons and exopurge sleeper agent. certified mew yoika. 2x recognized glass eater. worldwide competitive #1 ranked ENTP of all time. proud bearer of the curse. my luck is comparable to murphy's law. i'm that evil twink. the scriptures foretold of my arrival. if you're reading this, it's too late.
i cast hexes upon my enemies

"leave the demon to his demons."

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